Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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