he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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