quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I am mentally ready for anal.
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