AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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