I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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Bring me that man meat
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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