I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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