he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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