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You're so nebulous sometimes

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(970): View more from Colorado

Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero

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(561): View more from Florida

Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot

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I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship

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(616): View more from Michigan

Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?

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