we're blogging at a bar
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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