I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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