I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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