What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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