First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?