I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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