I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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