My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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