Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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