watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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