I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
