the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.