Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME