No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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