Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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