I smell stomach acid.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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