ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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