Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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