I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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