For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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