remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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