Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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