I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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