It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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