i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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