lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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