That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Your cock deserves a montage
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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