so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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