in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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