When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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