Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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