I bet he comes in French.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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