Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We are all done wearing pants today
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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