Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Blood and glitter go together right?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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