Your tits are I can't wait for
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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