what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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