You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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