How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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