sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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