How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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