sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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