I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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