yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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