So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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