all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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