question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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