I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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