Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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