I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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