hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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