i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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