im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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